Four more still yet again of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 25 June 2012

There's three old women on a park bench

There's three old women on a park bench, then a man jumps out of the bushes and flashes at them.
Two of the women have a stroke, but the other one couldn't reach!

Keeping her youth...

How does an older woman keep her youth?
By giving him money.

Tips for Older Love-makers:

1. Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.

2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes ... in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em all off!

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin ... just
in case!

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

Things are looking good!

My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty - The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.

I think I might never put my glasses back on!

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