Old Firesign Theater Joke from the 60s and plus 48 other occasionally meaningless, boring, and in the style of the other two jokes in this series by Oleg the tumor.

Where did Jonas go when the lights went out? Wales. Get it?

To all velvet sailors: CHECK YOUR SHIPS CLOCK - MINE SAYS 16:45. EVEN THOUGH I JUST GOT BACK FROM MASS. THE CLOCKS ARE ALL SYNCHRONIZED BY OTHERS, AND THEY ARE USING THEIR BETA APPROVAL CENTER to screw USOleg.its time.