Only in Ozzie: What yer mates are really for.

Submitted by Rusty

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house.

Bruce was a bit suspicious the bitch had been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.

Next week Bruce didn't come home one night.

Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been.

Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there.

Sheila thinks he's been rooting around so rings his ten best mates.

Eight of them say he spent the night and two claimed he was still there.


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