Some Limericks..

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Thursday, 24 May 2012

The breasts of a barmaid of Sale,
Were tattooed with the price of brown ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille

A horny young lady named Lil
Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her arse in Brazil.

There was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather they'd both clank together
And sparks shot out of his arse

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