Janet and John go to a dog show

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Today, Janet and John are going to a dog show. Do you like dogs? Janet and John do.

The dog show is at the Church Hall. Janet says, 'Hurry up John, or we'll be late!'

See John struggle to get into his tight leather trousers and pink frilly shirt.

Can you roll your eyes? Janet can.

Soon Janet and John are ready to leave. See Janet strap John into the car seat, and put some saucepans in the back of the car.

When they arrive, there are lots of people with their dogs in the Church hall.

Janet is helping with the refreshments. See Janet put on an apron. Janet says, 'While I'm helping with the food, I want you to be a good boy. Do you understand?' See John nod his head.

John sees Mrs Bickerdyke. 'Eh-up fluffywhiskers', says Mrs. Bickerdyke.
Mrs Bickerdyke is from Yorkshire - see the dark satanic mills.

Mrs. Bickerdyke says 'Eeee, you're just the man I wanted to see', see John look nervous. 'Give me a hand to get some stuff in from the car and I'll buy you an Eccles cake', Eccles cakes are John's favourite.

See John helping Mrs. Bickerdyke to lift some heavy boxes. John says 'I haven't seen that little dog in your car before, is it yours?'

Mrs. Bickerdyke says, 'Yes, she's a prize Long Haired Shihtzu, I was going to bring her in, but she's a bit nervous'.

When all the boxes are out of the car, Mrs. Bickerdyke says, 'Right, I need these shifting to the back door of the Hall where I'm setting up my stand'.

John says 'What are you selling Mrs. Bickerdyke'. Mrs Bickerdyke says 'I'm selling sparkly coats and fashion accessories for dogs, they're very popular'.

When John and Mrs. Bickerdyke have finished setting up the stall, the Verger takes some photographs for the Parish Magazine. John likes having his photograph taken - see the cheesy smile.

Then Mrs. Bickerdyke buys John an Eccles cake, which John quickly gobbles down.

After John has had a look at all the dogs and the sandwiches and tea are served it is soon time to go home.

Janet and John get back into the car. Janet says 'I nearly forgot to bring back my saucepans, did you have a nice time John?'

'Yes', says John Mrs, Bickerdyke gave me a treat after she showed me her hairy Shihtzu in the car park, then I did her a favour and took her doggy fashion round the back of the Village Hall and the Verger took some pictures of us for the Church newsletter.

Do you know how to ruin a perfectly good saucepan? Janet does. See the dents. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4.

Poor John.

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