Janet & John go to a firework display.

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Thursday, 24 May 2012

This evening, Janet and John are going to a firework display.

Do you like fireworks? John does.

John is so excited that he nearly forgets to take the heated rollers out of his beard.

See John skip down the road to the park holding Janet's hand.

Are you allowed to cross the road on your own? John isn't.

Soon Janet and John reach the park. There is a very big crowd, a huge bonfire, and lots of stalls selling hot-dogs, burgers, and fizzy pop.

John was so excited that he couldn't manage to eat his tea. John is hungry. Poor John.

'May I have a hamburger please?' says John. See Janet get out her purse and give John some money. John walks over to the burger van. See the hardened arteries.

In the queue for the burger van, John sees Melanie Frontage. 'Hello Mrs. Frontage' says John. 'Hello Johnnie' says Melanie Frontage, 'are you looking forward to the fireworks?' 'Yes' says John, 'I can't wait, I love fireworks'.

Melanie Frontage says, 'There's a really big display out on the Heath tomorrow. It's a bit cold and you can see the whole thing from my flat. Why don't you pop around?'. Kind Mrs. Frontage.

John collects his burger from Mrs. Dickens who is serving in the van.
Silly John forgot to ask for some tomato ketchup. See John go back to get some ketchup. Mrs. Dickens says 'sorry John, there is no more ketchup, but you can have some tomato relish', pop around to the back of the van and I'll get you some. 'Thank you Mrs. Dickens' says John.

John goes back to meet Janet. 'Did you get something to eat?', says Janet.

"Yes" says John. I got a lovely big hamburger from Mrs. Dickens. Then I asked her for a bit of sauce and she told me to come around to the back of the van and palmed me off with relish. Then Melanie Frontage said that it might be a bit cold, but if I wanted, I could enjoy a wonderful display from her flat out on the heath tomorrow evening.

See the fireworks.

Do you know what an uppercut is? Janet does.

See John sitting on the ground looking at the pretty stars. Poor John.

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