Farting to the music!

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

I was eating in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas exit with the beat of the music.

When the music became a cresendo I let the first one go, a real rasper, but I got away with it because of the music, didn't even here it myself, woops, here comes another, again another rasper.

I gave myself a little chuckle, heres another, wait for the music to get loud, suddenly I was aware people were looking at me, even the waiters had stopped still and were staring at me?

Why,,, Why,,, Why,,,?

It took me a couple of milli-seconds to suddenly remember I was listening to my ruddy iPod!

Anyway....'How was your day?'

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