I was eating in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas exit with the beat of the music.
When the music became a cresendo I let the first one go, a real rasper, but I got away with it because of the music, didn't even here it myself, woops, here comes another, again another rasper.
I gave myself a little chuckle, heres another, wait for the music to get loud, suddenly I was aware people were looking at me, even the waiters had stopped still and were staring at me?
Why,,, Why,,, Why,,,?
It took me a couple of milli-seconds to suddenly remember I was listening to my ruddy iPod!
Anyway....'How was your day?'
