Benefits for all!

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for benefits.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are, and they expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first benefit cheques next Friday!


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