Bank Robbery

Submitted by Rocko the Zen Wallaby

Monday, 21 May 2012

After robbing the bank, two robbers named Henry and Ruben were back.

HENRY: Woohoo! We're rich!

RUBEN: Let's count 'em!

HENRY: You know that I get distracted when counting money. Let's tune in to the news to find out the amount.

So they turn on the TV that night, and Rocko's Quicknews is the current show. They were surprised at the moment Rocko reads the news on air...

ROCKO (on TV): ...According to the bank manager, cash with an uncountable value was stashed, and they forgot to count it out...

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