A married couple had been in the shopping centre for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realised that Mark, her husband had
"disappeared"!
The somewhat irate spouse called Marks's mobile phone and demanded.... "Where the hell are you?"
Mark: "Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace, and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money at that time, and said Baby it'll be yours one day?"
Wife, with a smile blushing: "Yes, I remember that Mark my Love!"
Mark: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop!"
