A more than slightly deaf Asian lady went into the bank to change Pounds into Rupees to send to relatives and was given the latest exchange rates.
The next week she went again into the bank for the same purpose, and was given a rate that gave her less Rupees than she got the previous week.
She got a bit agitated and demanded to know why she got less this time to send.
"It's the rates, the rates change slightly all the time" said the Teller.
"I no understand" said the lady "why the time change"
The teller now realising the lady was a bit deaf got closer to the bars and said quite loudly "It's the rates, they change all the time, it's the rates!"
The Asian lady still remained agitated and shouted back " You have no right to change anything, and do not keep calling me mate" "Tell me why I not get the same as last week!"
The teller now exasperated decides to give it one more go and with lips nearly pressing on the security glass shouts "its down to fluctuations!"
The Asian lady recoils in horror and shouts back at the teller, "How very dare you...F**k you too racist man, I want to see manager."
I would have liked to have seen the finale of this amusing encounter but I got called to another window and so missed out.