His last day at work..

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Friday, 18 May 2012

It was George the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of expensive fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, bacon, sausages, toast, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a pound coin sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the pound for"?
"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should get something special for you.
I asked him what to give you, and he said; "F*ck him. Give him a quid."………
"The breakfast was my idea!!"

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