A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend Ivan, were on holiday, and visited a zoo.
As they were meandering around place, the lawyer noticed two bears had gotten out of their enclosure, and were making a beeline for them both!
With all the skills and nature of any lawyer, he immediately dashed for cover, ran into a nearby building, locked the door, and looked outside to see the male bear swallow the Czechoslovakian whole!
As the zoo team members arrived and herded the bears back into their pen, he told them of what happened.
The police ARV (armed response vehicle) arrived, and he pointed out the male bear to the armed officer, telling him that was the one who ate the Czechoslovakian.
The officer looked at the two bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his rifle, took careful aim, and shot the female!
"What did you do that for!", exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the male one!"
"Exactly," replied the officer
"Would you expect me to believe a lawyer who told me the Czech was in the male?"