Napoleon's Wife

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 14 May 2012

A wild-eyed man dressed like Napoleon with his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist's office and nervously exclaimed, "Doctor, I need your help right away."

"I can see that. Lie down on the couch and tell me about your problem."

"I don't have a problem. In fact, as Emperor of France, I have everything I could possibly want. Money, women, power, everything! But I'm afraid my wife, Josephine, is in deep mental trouble."

"I see," said the doctor.

"And what seems to be her problem?"

"For some strange reason, she thinks she's Mrs. Schwartz."


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