Doctor I'm feeling ill.
Well, statistically, those people who come to the clinic are more likely to die within five years than average
I'm feeling better already.
Doctor, I've got a problem satisfying my wife.
Do you want Viagra?
She's called Virginia.
Doctor, I've got a problem down below.
Let me have a look - yes, I can see what you mean - this underwear is not eye catching.
Doctor - my heart's stop beating.
That's just a s well.
That's just as well!
Perhaps those it has been beating can get some relief.
Doctor, can you look sat this lump in between my legs?
If you want to have that treated you will have to go private.
Will that deal with the problem?
You will be rid of the lump for a while but it will return after treatment.