Three guys were sitting at the International Bar, talking.
Abe, a Jewish man, said,"I rubbed vegetable oil all over my wife this weekend, then we made mad passionate love for an hour, and it was so good, that afterwards, she screamed for an hour."
Jean, a Frenchman, chimed in, "That's nothing, I rubbed butter all over my wife, we made mad passionate love for an hour and a half, and she screamed for two hours."
Gino, the Italian, said, "Ha, nothing, I rubbed olive oil all over my wife, we made extremely passionate love for two hours, and she screamed for three hours."
Jean said, "Geno, whatever did you do to get her to scream that long."
"I wiped my hands on the bedspread," he replied.