The wife said she isn't talking to me for a month!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 10 May 2012

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.

"Is everything okay, pal?", the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,

"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"


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