Samantha Cameron, was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies.
She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're Tory puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off.
Later on that day she mentions to hubby David about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house to keep the cat in check!
The next week Davis was on his way to Gregg's for a pasty, and saw the boy and his puppies.
He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're Labour puppies, Sir!"
"Labour puppies?" the PM asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Tory puppies!"
The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes!"