Her 40th Birthday Present!

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

A middle-aged guy, Mark, is out having a dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.

He says, "So what would you like for your birthday dear, Champagne? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

She said, "I want a divorce."

He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much!"


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