Pete walked into the ladies department of a Marks & Spencer's, one of the largest department store chains.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra would you like?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires Pete "There is more than one type?"
"Look Around" said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size colour and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," added the salesclerk.
Confused, the Pete asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the Pete asked:
"What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills!"