The Castaway & the Stunning Blonde!

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 13 May 2012

One day Iain, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", Iain thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned Iain and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the stunned Iain.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Iain takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!!!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whiskey?" she asks him.

Trembling Iain replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Iain falls to his knees and sobs:

"Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"

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