Why do snowboarders not use ski poles?
It feels more natural for them to push themselves along the ground using their knuckles.
Why do snowboarders not use helmets?
There isn't that much to protect in the first place.
Why do snowboarders have their earphones turned up so high?
Because there is so little between the ears to catch the sound.
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T LET THEM TRY!!!!!!!!! You'll end up having to help them pull pieces of glass out of places you wouldn't normally want to touch!
Why do snowboarders love to listen to loud hard rock?
Because the sound echoes so beautifully off the vast open spaces in their skulls.