1)
Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
2)
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
3)
I think hairy bums are really sexy
4)
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5)
Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
6)
This diamond is way to big.
7)
I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
8)
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
9)
Does this make my butt look too small?
10)
I'm wrong, you must be right again.
