Q. What sort of star is dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What did the painter say to the wall?
A. One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a hole in one!
Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, I'll just hang around!
Q. What would you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A. Swimming trunks.
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!