12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 8

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends.

2)
Q: What is a ghost's favourite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane.

3)
Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A: Bloodhounds.

4)
Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!

5)
Q: What did the mummy eat at the restaurant?
A: The waiter!

6)
Q: What do mummies listen to at parties?
A: Wrap music!

7)
Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
A: The Dead Sea.

8)
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets.

9)
Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A: A doctopus!

10)
Q: Why was the belt sent to jail?
A: Because it had held up a pair of pants!

11)
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!

12)
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope for fun?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!


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