1)
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends.
2)
Q: What is a ghost's favourite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane.
3)
Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A: Bloodhounds.
4)
Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!
5)
Q: What did the mummy eat at the restaurant?
A: The waiter!
6)
Q: What do mummies listen to at parties?
A: Wrap music!
7)
Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
A: The Dead Sea.
8)
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets.
9)
Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A: A doctopus!
10)
Q: Why was the belt sent to jail?
A: Because it had held up a pair of pants!
11)
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!
12)
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope for fun?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
