Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends.
Q: What is a ghost's favourite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane.
Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!
Q: What did the mummy eat at the restaurant?
A: The waiter!
Q: What do mummies listen to at parties?
A: Wrap music!
Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A: A doctopus!
Q: Why was the belt sent to jail?
A: Because it had held up a pair of pants!
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope for fun?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!