12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 7

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q: Why is going to a meeting of Conservative supporters like going into a fishing bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers!

2)
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more!

3)
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: "Where's pop corn?"

4)
Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!

5)
Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A. I apologise, I am a little horse!

6)
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend!

7)
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.

8)
Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

9)
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon Boneapart.

10)
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

11)
Q: What did one ghost ask the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?

12)
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're so wrapped up in themselves!


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