Q: Why is going to a meeting of Conservative supporters like going into a fishing bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's pop corn?"
Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!
Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A. I apologise, I am a little horse!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend!
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon Boneapart.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What did one ghost ask the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're so wrapped up in themselves!