Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
Q: What is black, white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!
Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!