12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 6

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!

2)
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

3)
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!

4)
Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
A: Stinkerbell!

5)
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!

6)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!

7)
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey!

8)
Q: What is black, white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!

9)
Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!

10)
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!

11)
Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!

12)
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!


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