1)
Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!
2)
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
3)
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
4)
Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
A: Stinkerbell!
5)
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
6)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!
7)
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey!
8)
Q: What is black, white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!
9)
Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!
10)
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
11)
Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!
12)
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
