12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 5

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the 'pe-u'!

2)
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!

3)
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!

4)
Q: Why did the man destroy his piano?
A: He was looking for his keys!

5)
Q: What do you call a 5000lb gorilla?
A: Sir!

6)
Q: Why don't elephants smoke?
A: They can't fit their 'butts' in the ashtray!

7)
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!

8)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

9)
Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a
row and 99 step back?
A: A receding hare line!

10)
Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?
A: Because he didn't an organs!

11)
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!

12)
Q: How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced?
A: A buck an ear!


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