1)
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the 'pe-u'!
2)
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!
3)
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!
4)
Q: Why did the man destroy his piano?
A: He was looking for his keys!
5)
Q: What do you call a 5000lb gorilla?
A: Sir!
6)
Q: Why don't elephants smoke?
A: They can't fit their 'butts' in the ashtray!
7)
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!
8)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
9)
Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a
row and 99 step back?
A: A receding hare line!
10)
Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?
A: Because he didn't an organs!
11)
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
12)
Q: How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced?
A: A buck an ear!
