Antelope (v):
To run off with your mother's sister.
Assassination (n):
An arrangement to meet a donkey.
Baptist (n):
Junior hamburger chef.
Basket (n):
A short nap in the sun.
Circumstantial (n):
Circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade (n):
Fizzy enema.
Defence (n):
Something to sit on for people who can't make up their minds.
Diarrhoea (n):
A very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (n):
Hilariously shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (v):
To wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion (n):
Princess of Wales' version of the events that led to her divorce.
Dumpling (n):
Small lump of excrement.
Gastronome (n):
Small person prone to excess wind.
Harbinger (n):
Hard drinker.
Hatchet (n):
Small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.
Headband (n):
Top of the bill at a rock concert.
Hormone (n):
The sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob (n):
Cooking accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe (n):
Strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (n:
Women who regularly arrives late for appointments.
Induction (n):
Induced labour in a duck.
Innuendo (n):
Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (n):
Person who has wet themselves all over the world.
Labiate (v):
Perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (v):
To artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (n):
Male who has trouble getting an erection.
Lobster (n):
Colloquial term for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.
Mantrap (n):
Sexual favour used by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff (n):
Mass erections induced by watching pornography.
Menopause (n):
Break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Minjita (n) (slang):
An Indian lesbian.
Misfit (n):
An attractive young woman.
Mislay (n):
A brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Morbific (n):
Excessively violent.
Multilingual (n):
Engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Negligent (n):
Cross-dresser.
Ostentatious:
Make and model of a pre-war British luxury car.
Outage (n):
Process of exposing a Gay politician.
Portent (n):
The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda (n):
A wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Rapscallion (n):
Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude (n):
Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.
Reflex (v):
Renew wiring to an electrical appliance.
Restitution (n):
Sanatorium for lactating women.
Skulduggery (n):
Archaeological excavation.
Snuff box (n):
Slang term for a coffin.
Spade (n):
Small surgical tool for removing ovaries.
Testator (n):
A male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.
Titillate (n):
Delayed onset of female puberty.
Titular (n & adj):
Busty woman.
Vagrant: (n):
Confused insect.
Willy-nilly (n):
Male who continually catches their penis in their zipper.
