30 answers on Love from Ankle Biters : Aged 5-10

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 6 April 2012

Q What is the proper age to get married?


1) Tom - Aged 5
"Once I'm done at nursery school, I'm going to find me a wife!"

2) Zoe - Aged 8
"Not before he is rich enough!"

3) Khloe - Aged 6
"When I tell him!"


Q What Do Most People Do on a Date?

4) Mike - Aged 9
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

5) Alexis - Aged 9
"All about themselves, DVDs, ipods, games, blackerry's, music, and TV, things like that. Oh, and they might kiss each other and cuddle!"

6) Duane - Aged 8
"Wrestle!"

Q When is it okay to kiss someone?

7) Jasmine - Aged 6
"If your lips are clean, it should be okay!"

8) Khloe - Aged 9
"Well it's dodgy nowadays!" (I loved that one!)

9) James - Aged 10
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough dosh to buy her a big ring and her own DVD player, cause she'll want to have film of the wedding!"

Q Why does love happen between two people?

10) Juliet - Aged 9
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorants are so popular."

11) Jeremy - Aged 10
"It's the way they look at each other!"

12) Claire - Aged 6
"Because they are married!"

Q What is Falling in Love like?

13) Leo - Aged 7
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long!"

14) Roger - Aged 9
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

15) Brendan - Aged 5
"It makes you wee-wee more!"

Q Views on Good Looks in Love?

16) Joshua - Aged 8
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful!"

17) Gerald - Aged 7
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."

18) Christine - Aged 9
"Beauty is skin deep, but he must have clean teeth too. But how rich you are can last a long time!"

Q Why Do Lovers Hold Hands?

19) Jason - Aged 8
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them!"

20) Lauren - Aged 8
"So they don't lose each other!"

21) Dave - Aged 9
"So she don't run away!"

Q What's Your Opinion of Love?

22) Anita - Aged 6
"I'm in favour of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television!"

23) Donald - Aged 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me!"

24) Regina - Aged 10
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding school hard enough."

Q What Do Need to be a Good Lover?

25) Ava - Aged 8
"One of you should know how to write a cheque. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills to pay!"

26) Ruth - Aged 9
"Strong lips!"

27) Reginald - Aged 7
"Money, chocolates, and an ipod!"

Q Do you know any ways to make someone Fall in Love with You?

28) Brianna - Aged 9
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love!"

29) Jaxon - Aged 10
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. McDonald's usually works for me""

30) Felicity - Aged 8
"I tease them with a flash of my knickers, gets then every time!" (8 year old?)


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