The Misadventures of Fred Wilpon, Victim of Bernie Madoff

Submitted by Michael Balton

Monday, 2 April 2012

I hear they just put Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets, on the 90 day disabled list.

He's not allowed to consort with suspected felons for the next 3 months.

The Mets trainers apparently feel that Fred needs to rest his conscience.

Wilpon was at the game last week, when he suddenly dove under his seat to hide. "Afraid of getting hit by a foul ball?" an amused fan asked.

"No," Fred replied. "Someone just stole second base, and I'm not taking that rap."

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