Pat and Mike were getting ready to go on a camping trip. After filling their rucksacks with all the essential items such as a tent, sleeping bags, food, extra clothes and a Swiss Army penknife, they doublechecked their list of essentials.
Pat said, "I'm taking along a gallon of whiskey just in case of rattlesnake bites. What are you taking?"
Mike answered, "Two rattlesnakes!"
