20 Reasons to worry about the state of the UK Economy! (And your future prospects)

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 24 March 2012

1)
You've been in the same job for 4 years and worked for five different companies!

2) You've been in the same job for 4 years and had eleven managers!

3)
The boss tells you to order your business cards by the dozen, instead of boxes of 5000!

4)
When someone asks about what you do for a living, you can't explain it in one sentence!

5)
You get really excited about a 0.002% pay raise!

6)
You use acronyms in your sentences!

7)
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes!

8)
It's dark when you drive to and from work, but you don't mind!

9)
Fun is when your name is Not on the list of this months redundancies!

10)
The word "opportunity" makes you shiver in fear!

11)
You see someone smiling, and it scares you!

12)
Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

13)
Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

14)
You're already late on the assignment you just received!

15)
Your boss' favourite lines are "when you get a few minutes" or "when you're freed up".

16)
When you do not get stopped by at least twenty Big Issue sellers as you run for the bus!

17)
When MPs stop fiddling their expenses... it worries you!

18)
When you realise that a loaf of bread cost 4d (1¾p) in 1963, and £1.15 now, and if the price continues to grow at the same rate, a loaf will cost £119.25 in the year 2062!

19)
You realise that the biggest area of growth in the UK is unemployment figures!

20)
You read this entire list and understood it!


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