A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.
"Shay...what time do you open up in the mornin'?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "I needs ta know. When do ya open in the mornin'?"
"Listen, the owner shouted, "there's is no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition come in-"
"I DON'T WANNA GET IN," the caller interjected. "I WANNA GET OUT!"
