Four men are riding horses in the Mojave Desert in America. One of them asks what time it is. "It's half past a freckle" says the other rider. "Oh, that's a help!" the horseman replies. "Well what do you expect for a cheap joke?" says the other man. So they push on. A little time later the same rider again asks the time. "About half a meridian past midday" says the guy. "What on earth does that mean?" the horseman demands. "I don't know but when this gets published on TheSpoof.com its sure to generate talk."