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Hitler's Biggest Mistake #1
Took no steps to keep Neville Chamberline in power!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #2
Got drunk on schnapps and suggested Tojo attack the U.S. saying, "The U.S. only has twenty times your industrial power, what are you, a wimp!"
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #3
Blew nose on Operation Barbarossa maps, forcing extemporaneous invasion of Soviet Union!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #4
Passed up Finish "tanks for snowshoes" offer before invasion of USSR!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #5
Pissed off Jesse Owens at 1936 Olympics!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #6
Failing to revoke Rudolph Hess's pilot licence!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #7
Having a strong fondness for saurkraut and beans made General Staff avoid him constantly!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #8
Admired Napoleon's strategy!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #9
Chose Italy as ally!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #10
Failed to conquer strategically important Comoros Islands!
Hitler's Biggest Mistake #11
Changed name from highly catchy 'Schickelgruber' to boring 'Hitler'
