11 Crucial Mistakes that Hitler made!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 22 March 2012

Be warned: Some of these jokes are crude and may be insulting.
Please do not read if you are not ready for this.

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #1
Took no steps to keep Neville Chamberline in power!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #2
Got drunk on schnapps and suggested Tojo attack the U.S. saying, "The U.S. only has twenty times your industrial power, what are you, a wimp!"

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #3
Blew nose on Operation Barbarossa maps, forcing extemporaneous invasion of Soviet Union!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #4
Passed up Finish "tanks for snowshoes" offer before invasion of USSR!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #5
Pissed off Jesse Owens at 1936 Olympics!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #6
Failing to revoke Rudolph Hess's pilot licence!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #7
Having a strong fondness for saurkraut and beans made General Staff avoid him constantly!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #8
Admired Napoleon's strategy!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #9
Chose Italy as ally!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #10
Failed to conquer strategically important Comoros Islands!

Hitler's Biggest Mistake #11
Changed name from highly catchy 'Schickelgruber' to boring 'Hitler'


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