Eddie The Cockroach

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

When I was a kid I always wore ear plugs to bed at night so that a cockroach couldn't crawl into my ear and lay some eggs in my brain.

That's what happened to my best friend, Edward, who never was the same again.

Every time the family came home at night and turned on a light, Edward would scurry across the floor and try to get under the refrigerator.

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