The six words spoken in 21 years...by the monk!

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

A man joins a monastery and takes his vow of silence.

He's allowed to say two words every seven years.

After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words:

"Cold floors," he says.

They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass.

They bring him back in and ask for his two words.

He clears his throat and says, "Bad food."

They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass.

They bring him in for his two words.

"I quit," he says.

"That's not surprising," the elders replied,"Youve done nothing but complain since you got here."


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