12 Politically Incorrect Jokes (part two) - Naughty!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 15 March 2012

1)
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

A: A cock that stays up all night!

2)
Q: How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?

A: Very satisfying!

3)
Q: How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!

1)
Q: What's six inches long that women love?

A: Folding money!

4)
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken!

5)
Q: What is the new gay website address?

A: c : enter £££ (see colon enter pound pound pound)

6)
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?

A: When he eats his first Brownie!

7)
Did you hear about the 150 lb man who had 75 lb testicles?

He was half nuts!

8)
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your mother!

9)
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!

10)
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: Wiped his bum!

11)
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?

A: The cake jumps out of the girl!

12)
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

A: Full!


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