Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night!
Q: How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying!
Q: How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
Q: What's six inches long that women love?
A: Folding money!
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken!
Q: What is the new gay website address?
A: c : enter £££ (see colon enter pound pound pound)
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie!
Did you hear about the 150 lb man who had 75 lb testicles?
He was half nuts!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother!
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his bum!
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl!
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?