"My Wife Beats Me!"

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.

"My life is awful," the man says.

"Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats me."

Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" the bartender asks.

"I love the game," the man says. "I'm a genius. I never lose."

The bartender is confused. "I thought you just said your wife beats you."

"Yeah," the man says, "she's a sore loser."

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