The Leap Day Proposal

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 3 March 2012

A girl looked calmly at a caller one evening and remarked, "George, as it is leap year . . . "

The caller turned pale.

"As it is leap year," she continued, "and you've been calling regularly now four nights a week for a long, long time, George, I propose . . . "

"Grace, I'm not in a position to marry on my salary," George interrupted hurriedly.

"I know that, George," the girl pursued, "and so, as it is leap year, I thought I'd propose that you lay off and give some of the more eligible fellows a chance."

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