Rhyme about an Englishman and a French woman?

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

He was a man from Coventry

And she was born in Brittany

But despite there nationality

They soon found similarity

They wed and found a flat to let

And they had a child named Violet

And when the daughter came of age

It was time for her to earn a wage

A model's life is what she chose

But agents turned up a collective nose

The strangest thing had caused alarm

She only shaved beneath one arm

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