The minister asked the little boy, " Do you know what's in the bible? "
"Yes," he responded, "I think I know everything that's in it."
Surprised, the minister said, "That's a pretty big claim for someone your size, go ahead and tell me."
The boy started out, "Well, let's see, there's a picture of my Grandma and Grandpa, a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my baby curls, and a Pizza Hut coupon."
