A man stopped by an organ grinder and his monkey on the street and as the organ grinder began discussing his music with several people in the crowd, the monkey jumped up on the man's shoulder, grabbed a wad of hair in each hand and began peeing in the man's ear!
"Hey, organ grinder!"
"Whatsa matter. I'm busy telling these folks about my music."
"Do you know your monkey has a death grip on my hair and is whizzing in my left ear?"
"No. But if you'll hum a little of the tune, I can usually take it from there."