The Missing Manhood

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 19 February 2012

A six foot, four inch man comes into the doctors office.

"What is your problem?"

"I tant tak plane. Juss get uglee dates, Doc. Tan ye hep?"

After his exam the doc tells him, "The reason you can't talk plain is that your manhood is so long, it affects your vocal chords. I can take off 6 inches and you'll be OK."

A month later the guy comes back to see the doc.

"Doc, the operation worked great. I have plenty left and I've gotten married to a beautiful woman. However, I told her about the operation and she says she'd like to place the part you removed in a pickle jar for a conversation piece. Do you still have it?"

"I'd surry bot et's dun ben desposed huv."

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