A Woman's Prayer -&- A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 24 February 2012

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord:

So far today, I am doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I have not whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that.

A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the breakfast table ...

Her son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.

Her daughter is on the cover of Fortune.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl.

Her husband is is in the 'Lost' column of the newspaper!

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