Avon Lady Meets The Drunk!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 18 February 2012

The Avon lady was coming down from a highrise in an elevator when she suddenly had a gas attack so she let one go that stunk up the whole cage. Thinking fast, she reached into her purse and pulled out a pine spray.

Suddenly the elevator stops and a drunk gets on.

"SHHOOOEEEE! What's thas smell?"

"What does it smell like?"

"Like summone crapped a christmas tree!"

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