The Avon lady was coming down from a highrise in an elevator when she suddenly had a gas attack so she let one go that stunk up the whole cage. Thinking fast, she reached into her purse and pulled out a pine spray.
Suddenly the elevator stops and a drunk gets on.
"SHHOOOEEEE! What's thas smell?"
"What does it smell like?"
"Like summone crapped a christmas tree!"
