Silly Alaskan Jokes

Submitted by slflyinghorse

Sunday, 26 October 2008

- All Alaskans have a "Honeybucket" List, think about it and you'll get it.

- Our incredibly HOT Gov!! may have popularized Pitbulls and Lipstick, and rightly so, cos Winter is coming and all females know, that you have to be One to wear the Other when servicing your Man's Dipstick!!

- In AK the chicken doesn't cross the road. It spends $4 for a BusTransit day pass, and rides 3 different routes enduring Inebriated homeless, respectfully making way for the young single mothers with 4 hyper toddlers and SUV sized buggy seats getting on at every 3rd stop, riding around all day only to get "BACK" to the intersection where it needed to cross only to find out that State DOT workers have now CLOSED the intersection for the next 3 months...... "aaghhh!!"

.....then theChicken calls YellowCab

- In AK the mosquitos are so Tough, that one summer Night, the community service patrol van picked up a scrappy drunk fresh from the village. This young man had on Jeans, T-shirt and coat, ball cap, shoes etc. it took 5 days of detoxing for Police to realize that the young village tough in custody wasn't "Man", but Mosquito!

Once you've visited AK in the summertime, You'll understand this joke.

- In AK the women are even Tougher, cos during the "Summer" months when Hiking, Camping and sitting round by the fire is the norm.

It's NOT the Alaskan men who squat with their D**ks in hand slowly stirring the fire coals while all the visitor camping guests drink and tell brash stories of bravado-It's the women who squat by the fires!

....and they hold their Cli** in hands, or at least their Hoodies!!

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