Top Ten things a man would do if he woke up with a Vagina!

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 12 February 2012

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. Understand Lesbians.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... 'Before' closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally: Find that damned G-spot.


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