Out of a Coma.

Submitted by Exislanda

Friday, 10 February 2012

A woman was in a deep coma and had been for months. One day the nurses were in her room and giving her a bed bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma'.

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened! What happened?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.!'


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